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Warning

Caution should be taken during consumption of contents

Ingestion can result in:

Extreme jitters, hyperventilation, increased typing speed, wild arm swinging, uncontrollable running

in place, unrestrained emission

of loud obnoxious noises.

The brain running faster than the mouth, resulting in the inability to say anything meaningful.

Disclaimer:

This all may or may not be true

but it could be.